What's your favorite scary movie?

faggotunderthecorktree:

they should sell miniature clones of band members so that when you’re having a bad day you can just pick them out of your pocket and have them hug your finger and play songs for you and give you pep talks 　

(via miss-mayhem)

how do you lose weight by tomorrow

(Source: meandmypalnacho, via motorbabies)

• Gerard: He kicked me in the butt and my head slammed into a kid's head in the front row and it just blew up with blood.
• Interviewer: So not only have you got a bleeding face but you've probably also got a lawsuit!
• Gerard: No actually I met the kid afterwards and he was like "No it didn't even hurt." ...... Ray's got his head cut open by Frank's guitar too.
• Ray: You'll notice a recurring theme here....
• Interviewer: Yeah look at him there in the corner.
• Bob: He jumped into me and sliced my head open.
• Interviewer: So everyone.. Mikey have you been damaged by Frank?
• Mikey: No... I think we tapped each other once.
• Frank: He gets out of the way real quick... he's like a jaguar.

officialriandawson:

can’t spell husband without band

(via staticpoison)

• mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
• me: the father of my children
• mom: what
• me:
• me: what

firefurrets:

hello

and welcome to

funky jam dance party

with some science

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